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My New Wife...

, is so much better in bed!

Vish
  Posted on Sep 25 2007, 01:45 PM
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KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.
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Posted on Sep 25 2007, 02:03 PM
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hahah that's what he gets for telling her the second wife was better in bed :lol: Sorry but I don't feel sorry for this guy at all
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Posted on Sep 25 2007, 02:36 PM
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OUCH!!! poor dude.......


serves him right though....


see, lieing is always better.

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Posted on Sep 27 2007, 06:55 PM
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LOL

Thats what you call "penis envy".. or in this case "pussy envy!" :P
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